Lady President
Posted by Rube | 5 November, 2006
In 1940, Gracie Allen ran for president as the Surprise Party candidate.
In 1940, Gracie Allen ran for president as the Surprise Party candidate.
When I was up visiting the Straight White Guy last month, we discussed one thing that I'd always forgotten to talk about at blog meets: Blogging.
Eric puts out content more consistently than most bloggers, so I thought it would be interesting to know how goes about doing it. Unfortunately, he belongs to that shady Mu-Nu sect, so most of what he was saying came across as so much glassy-eyed Scientology to my untrained ears.
So, how does Rube 'post' a 'blog', you may ask? Well, let's take a look behind scenes!
[cue 'Leave it to Beaver' music and throaty-voiced announcer]
First off, Rube has to decide that he wants to post. This is actually the most difficult part of the entire process, and the weakest link in the chain of productivity.
If Rube make it past that hurdle, Rube fires up his trusty blogging program, ecto (click pictures for bigger versions):
So, Rube clicks on 'New', and up comes the dreaded blank page of inspirationlessness.

This is usually the part where I sit there a moment, wait for something to happen without my intervention, then close the application in bitter, crushing defeat. But today, we've got this post here to write, so onward! I choose a category from the list on the right, and start a-typing.
But at some point, I've got to get these screenshots in here. No problem, just hit the attachments button and choose an image:
And Viola, it pops it right in there.
Once I've gotten my (admittedly lackluster) post put together, I can either save it, with the vain hope that at some point in the future I'll actually try to improve it, or publish it without regard to quality, accuracy or entertainment value. So, I hit publish. At which point, ecto does the rest of the work, contacting the server, uploading the pictures, pinging Technorati, and God knows what tedious grunt work that needs to be done.
And that's how it gets done over here at YouBitch! So, what's your kit?
Sam has some great pictures of Alaska up. Man, that place looks about as cold as where I live.
Here's a minor update the BugMeNot Browser Button™. It's a little javascript-bookmarklet for your browser toolbar/favorites that will popup the BugMeNot Password for the page you're currently viewing.
In Mozilla/Firefox, just drag it to your Favorites/Bookmarks toolbar. If you reach a registered-only news page, just click the button. In Internet Explorer (which you shouldn't use anyway), right-click the link and choose "Add to Favorites". Popup-blockers like Google Toolbar might interefere with its operation, unfortunately.
Still haven't found a way to make it pop up above the current browser window...
I opened up TextMate so's I could do me some programmin'. It updated itself to the latest version and reloaded, as it often does, and then it popped up the following release notes:
[2006-11-02: REVISION 1324]Which, you know, good thing, too. I was getting tired of all that rape stuff while I was trying to code.[REMOVED] TextMate no longer pays tribute to human sacrifices, rape, nor does it show a picture of the God of the deaths in your dock -- ticket 945BEB5D