Coffee
Posted by Rube | 4 November, 2006
Dear, sweet coffee. What would I do without you?
Dear, sweet coffee. What would I do without you?
Sometimes, it's so simple to be a dude:
Like I said, once you start those male hormones flowing, you reduce what little brain the poor man has to something terribly, terribly primitive. That reptilian brain can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, feels no pity, or remorse, or fear, and absolutely will not stop, ever, until it has succeeded in injecting a healthy dose of genetic material into your poonanny.If men were computers, they would have what's known as a Reduced Instruction Set. You save a lot of cycles that way.
I opened up TextMate so's I could do me some programmin'. It updated itself to the latest version and reloaded, as it often does, and then it popped up the following release notes:
[2006-11-02: REVISION 1324]Which, you know, good thing, too. I was getting tired of all that rape stuff while I was trying to code.[REMOVED] TextMate no longer pays tribute to human sacrifices, rape, nor does it show a picture of the God of the deaths in your dock -- ticket 945BEB5D