According to this article at Little Green Footballs, not only are Canadians in Afghanistan, they actually name their special forces, "Princess Pats".

Princess Pats?  Homos. 

One small tip:  Don't win your World Series so early in the century.  It only makes it harder for the fans. 

"And the mean guy won't stop it with the bu-nn-nn-ieees..."

One more week, and it's all over.  I can't wait till this bullshit ends.

Sometimes, it's good to be number one.