A Very Special You Bitch! Christmas

Hi, all. I just wanted to let you know that we here at You Bitch! are not without the Spirit of Christmas. We went to the grocery store today and bought 5 bottles of wine and a crate of Carlsberg, so it's shaping up to be a merry one, indeed.

I'm a Christmas guy, despite my lack of devoutness, or any other property that would reek of character. It's probably because I like getting presents, and I plan to clean up this year: The crappy little British tree that's shedding needles all over my living room carpet as we speak plays host to a gleaming pile of brightly-wrapped packages, each of them the potential Perfect Toy that I expected throughout childhood, but alas never received. But hope springs eternal, and after a good shaking of each and every one of those packages my optimism is strong.

So, let's all get 'faced and wander into pointless arguments with dear relatives. It's what Christmas is about, and it will end in tears. So enjoy the food while you can.