I hate it when Ikea's little bot-princess starts playing coy with me.

I was sitting outside smoking this afternoon, and a phrase hit me from out of the blue. That phrase would be “tight-rolled pants”. And whaddya know, there's a page for it on the Wikipedia.

What were we goobers thinking?

This man is out there, waiting.

Eeeeeew.

What? I dunno. I'm just kind of sitting around, waiting on things. I just spent way too much time transferring money across European borders, and reclaiming my identity. But the new passports are wonderful pieces of fortitude. Here' s a few quotes from my new passport:

And that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth. - Abraham Lincoln



The principle of free governments adheres to the American soil. It is bedded in it, immovable as its mountains. - Daniel Webster



Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair. - George Washington



We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. - excerpt from the Declaration of Independence

Your concept of love may be different, but know that I love this world.