And now, a Word from our Sponsor

Freediot.com. "Idiots in love with free stuff" is their tagline. How do you turn a Wordpress Blog into a money pit? Well, you go 'round the net paying rubes to post links to you. Oddly, I wasn't able to find too much free stuff I would have been interested in, seeing as most of it is composed of free food or age creams and I am immune to Father Time's hoary touch; but there is probably the odd 400ml sample bottle of personal lubricant that you can still get past the TSA.

You might call it spamming, but I would remind you: even the great Orson Wells did commercials for wine he probably wouldn't have cleaned lug nuts with. Gotta pay the bills.