Sometimes people say things that make you want to pop 'em right on the nose. For example, last night after baseball practice two guys are talking next to me, and the one guy says, "yeah, Fahrenheit 9/11 sure is a helluva movie, ain't it?" Wow, it'd been such a long time, I'd completely forgotten what a hair-trigger Michael Moore button I have till someone pushed it.

Do people around suspect that there's a libertarian in their midst? My secret shame...I wonder if I'm going to have to register myself on some webpage somewhere?

The Bastidge is in Baghdad. What the Hell's he doing there, anyway?