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June 8, 2006

New Flash: Republican Wins House Race in Calif.

Posted by Rube | 8 June, 2006

*** MUST CREDIT RUBE ***

THE NEW YORK TIMES IS A HACKISH PARTISAN FISH-WRAPPER!

* MUST CREDIT RUBE *

OK, maybe that's not really what you might call a huge newsflash, at least to anybody who's been paying attention the last, oh, 5 years. But check out how they describe Francine "You don't need no steeenking Papers!" Busby:

For her part, Ms. Busby supported legislation passed by the Senate that would, among other provisions, permit some illegal immigrants to apply for citizenship.

Hmmm...that's not all she did to ease illegal immigration. Now, why wouldn't the Times mention that?

If I was half as smart as I think I am...

Posted by Rube | 8 June, 2006

I would be James Lileks:

Recall the prime directive: Question Authority (unless he's a college professor). The plotters must have been impoverished olive farmers radicalized by the removal of Saddam Hussein. Why, if someone came in and toppled your president, you'd go to their country and ... well, you'd thank them. Unless they did it for the wrong reasons! Then you'd blow something up. Like an SUV dealership. At night.

And then I could say smart-boy stuff like he does. Actually, I've probably talked too much about Lileks lately. My girlfriend's starting to suspect something. But he's so darn...homey! I can't help myself.

Via Hot Air.

U.S. Government Represses Blogger

Posted by Rube | 8 June, 2006

Frequent Iowahawk Guest-Blogger Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi had his dissent viciously quashed today by the U.S. Air Force, using 500-lb bombs dropped from two F-16 fighter jets. Zarqawi, who's been blogging from Iraq since the war began in 2003, could not be reached for comment, though his thumbs have now been found.

You can get reactions from around the world by watching the non-partisan coverage on the Pentagon Channel at ChannelChooser, at channel #2. But whatever you do, don't go down to channels 62-70, because that's where the naughty stuff is.