The Brazil World Cup Drinking-Game

In honor of the Australians' imminent pummeling of Brazil, I present the Brazil World Cup Drinking-Game!
And here's how it works.

You must drink every time a Brazilian:

• scores a goal - 1 drink
• raises hands in disbelief - 1 drink
• gets in the ref's face - 1 drink
• falls to the ground and grabs his ankle - 1 drink; if replay shows he didn't get kicked by anybody - drink again
• must be carried off the field - 1 drink
• comes back into the game after getting carried off the field - drink again
• stays on the ground injured until play stops - 1 drink
• gets right back up and starts running - drink again

Now, grab a piss get get playin'!