Paris Hilton Abstains from Sex
Posted by Rube | 17 July, 2006
Skippystalin is officially on suicide watch: Paris is abstaining from sex for a whole year! As the last person on Earth who hasn't boned her yet, I have to say it's a good idea. Let it cool down a bit, baby.
Where did these people get the idea we give a flying faloopus, anyway?