You never stop learning in that wacky little thing called life. And the world, big as it is, presents a moving target. What is it I'm trying to say? Waffle house is going to start accepting credit cards. As Sam says over there, "I just hope they do not change the grits policy". Amen to that.

In other Sam news, yesterday meant a trip to the Varsity. Poor dog.

This advertisement makes me feel happy. NSFW. I found it in the postcard bin last night, and scanned it in.

Let's see you top this Google Search!

He's gone and done it again. I swear, I haven't seen this many people get the axe since Last of the Mohicans. Dax is an absolute terminatin' machine. I've read the stories like everybody else, and I know they all deserved it. But I was actually watching the CNN financial report today, and they had to come out and revise the unemployment numbers, right in the middle of the show.

You people may be wondering where he gets it from. Well, I've dug around and found the one person who inspired Dax's managerial style the most:

That would be Mr. Spacely, of Spacely Sprockets.