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A Krone for the 'Hawk

Posted by Rube | 15 January, 2005

After reading this, and this, I have to ask myself just how many times in his life Mr. Burge has been describe as, "a hoot".

Because, Mr. Burge, you are "a hoot". And I mean that in a totally non-gay way.

And speaking of Iowahawk, I perused his pages and found it amazing, astounding, and a bit unsettling how many words you can type using just your off-hand. I'm right-handed, for example, and here's what I came up with:

starter
server
streetway
street
cart
cats
trace
treat
taser
yesterday
stray
start
sex
sea
see
very
vary

It helps, of course, that I'm using a German keyboard. And that I'm blind drunk. But, in some small way, I think that David Burge, looking down upon us, would approve, if only in a sneering, condescending way.

MetricValue
Flesch Reading Ease 65.22
Flesch-Kincaid Grade 7.8
SMOG:9.3
Coleman Liau:11.19