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Where's Max Payne?

Posted by Rube | 21 February, 2005

I don't want to say it's snowing like hell outside, but this morning, after hacking Scatman Crothers to death, I limped all the way to work with an axe yelling "Danny boy!" in a high, gurgling scream.

MetricValue
Flesch Reading Ease 40.69
Flesch-Kincaid Grade 13.1
SMOG:0.0
Coleman Liau:24.77