Stick to the Training

At these sorts of cabbage-patch spectacles that crop up every now and then, it's important to remember the training. Macs are special. Macs are different. Macs are premium consumer items not meant for every 300 lb. frizzy-haired slushee-sucker who buys her computers at the grocery store.

Remember the training. Steve? Are you there? Have you forsaken us? SAY SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE A JESUS!

But Steve's probably just cackling like Renfield in some white marble penthouse, calling Gates on the phone; "Bill, you couldn't buy this kind of publicity!"