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Posted by Rube | 20 April, 2005

Jesus, I'm wondering now if Velociman's Artillery Punch wasn't subtly affecting us all, threatening all who drank it with slow madness. Can anyone explain to me what the hell is going in this video?

Excerpt:

Straight White Guy: So, how would you jerk off a marmocet?
Dax Montana (in Red Pimp-hat with purple feather): I don't know, I'm not the person who had that job...

Mvi 0535

MetricValue
Flesch Reading Ease 57.57
Flesch-Kincaid Grade 8.6
SMOG:9.3
Coleman Liau:15.88