Jesus, I'm wondering now if Velociman's Artillery Punch wasn't subtly affecting us all, threatening all who drank it with slow madness. Can anyone explain to me what the hell is going in this video?

Excerpt:

Straight White Guy: So, how would you jerk off a marmocet?
Dax Montana (in Red Pimp-hat with purple feather): I don't know, I'm not the person who had that job...

I think South Carolina was one of the last states to rid themselves of the Confederate part of their state flag. After the Wreckyll, I took my baby up to Charleston. Driving through the back-roads of rural South Carolina, one sees that the race relations are still stuck somewhere between the Civil Rights Movement and Amistad. Stopping at a gas station near Columbia, I noticed that they actually had a light-brown colored iced coffee drink called the 'Moo Latte'. What the fuck? You crackers aren't even trying up there.