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kevn say:

I said hey, landlord, I can't pay my rent Well, they stole my car back yesterday, and Remco wants me dead. Well, I'm 35 months behind, my landlord wants me out. I said I am so comfortable here, then he punched me in the mouth. I said please turn on my water, please turn on my heat. I said the check is in the mail, man I can't even eat! I said hey landlord, i can't pay my rent Superman won't steal for me, and I don't know Clark Kent. I said hey, landlord, I can't pay my rent I don't believe in money, and I gave up milk for Lent. I've been eating meatloaf and fishsticks for 13 years now. See I'm working on a new book about a man who lives in a trailerpark, across from a K-Mart. The richest man in the world. It's kind of an O Henry kind of thing.