Checking out your referrer logs can lead to some interesting discoveries, and I don't just mean pictures of tits. This should've been its own "onanotechnology update". That link there comes courtesy of the excellent Thundernoses blog, who have some explaining to do WRT that name; but whom I've put in the A-List, despite that funny feeling that there's something communist about them.
I'm not really much of a tit-man, truth be told. Tits be cool and all, but really, I'm a leg man. Or a nape man. For example:
Schuuuuu- WING! That's some grade-A nape-porn right there, buddy. Nobody gave hackles like Audrey.
In case anyone's been wondering, the domain-name means "Tits out: it's summer!" But that was probably easy enough to reason out.
Acidman, of Gut Rumbles, ruminates a bit on English words that sound dirty, but ain't. A lot of that comes from the fact that English is a bastard language. It's a language with many possible fathers, none of which will claim it as their own. Its closest linguistic relative, Dutch, is completely unrecognizable as such. Dutch more resembles a sort of cartoon German than English. Therefore, words with sexual meanings often sound similar to words that have nothing to do with sex that came into English along different routes.
German, on the other hand, is a much purer language than English. Germans, historically, have done the conquering, and thereby have spread their language's elements among other European cultures, instead of the other way around. Nevertheless, German has many words that are completely innocuous, yet sound "dirty" to English speakers. Here are common examples, with the English translations of what they actually mean:
Ausfahrt - Exit Nebenhöhlen - Sinus Cavities Analverkehr - Traffic Jam Gummifetischist - Librarian Pudelficker - Lion Tamer Fick mich hart, du dreckiges Stück Scheisse! - Beer glass
As you can see, even the most innocent expressions can sometimes bring on an immature giggle.
For all his faults, and there are few, Jim Goad knows the ladies:
in my endless locker-room sojourns where
the conversations invariably become gritty and depraved, I've never
encountered another male who confided to me that he fantasizes about
committing rape. Not once.
It's absolutely true. Rape doesn't excite men, it scares them. It sounds too much like work to be erotic. Maybe that's why women, even worldly, educated, intelligent women like Key, think rape scenarios would make good porn:
Rugged-looking character hangs out in the alley admiring the view which
is being openly flaunted for him. Tension builds. Eventually, she
throws her apartment key into the street before turning her back and
disappearing from sight. He tears in, throws her against the wall,
shows no mercy, she gasps, she devours, she claws...and in the end
SCREAMS...
I would quote more, but I just couldn't stomach it. In their hearts, women are brutal, vicious, sexual deviants, driven to heights of ecstasy by the smell of fear and the sight of blood. A woman can't watch two or more attractive, professionally-upholstered people having good ol' consensual butt-sex in a swimming pool; it can't keep their interest. They want the violence, the fear. They need it to get their disgusting sexual juices humors flowing.
