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People in Europe like to talk on and on about things in America. Germans in particular are egregious knuckleheads when it comes to anti-Americanism.  Michael Moore is God here.  It's really quite easy to be God in Germany, it seems.  You just have to scream louder than the rest of the people, and compare everybody to Hitler.  Germans apparently have some inside track in recognizing the next Hitler.  Well, they should.

The entire country is full of moonbat lefties.  Even the conservatives here are moonbat lefties.  People who seem perfectly normal are just barking mad once you talk politics with them.  For example, no one talks about German politics.  The economy sucks over here.  I mean, it really sucks.  I'm homeless at the moment, as is a good friend of mine in Hamburg.  My colleagues, all of them intelligent, talented people in diverse fields, are to the man being hounded by the Finanzamt, the German equivalent of the IRS for money that just isn't there.  I've got them on my ass, too.  Nobody has any money, there's no work to go around, and there are beggars in the streets, kneeling on every street corner in the bitter cold with plastic cups out, silently waiting for you to bump them a euro.  It's heavy at the moment.  But still, Der Spiegel, Germany's leading news magazine, has cover stories devoted  almost exclusively to American politics.  There seems to be an unspoken rule at the the moment that it's best just not to talk about German affairs.  Nobody wants to read about paying $4 per gallon for gas.  Nobody wants to think about the government taking 80% of your paycheck in income tax, value-added tax, solidarity tax, eco-tax, heating-tax, and force-fed health insurance. 

Real-life Nazis are winning seats in the Bundestag Landtag* in eastern Germany, and an increasingly bitter, impoverished public is getting sick and tired of kissing bureaucrat ass.  Eventually, they are going to start listening to these master-racist retards and start annexing things again.  And morons like Johannes should really start worrying about the direction Europe is headed, instead of criticizing things they are incapable of understanding.

*-corrected by commenter Doug. For an overview of the German government's structure, looky here.