Don't Mess With The Old Man When He's Nappin'

johnny say:

I give my woman half my money at the general store I said, "Now buy a little groceries, and don't spend no more." But she gave ten dollars for a ten cent hat, And bought some store bought cat food for that mean-eyed cat.

When I give her ten more dollars for a one way ticket, she was mad as she could be. Then I bet ten more that if she ever left she'd come a-crawlin' back to me.

When I woke up this mornin' and I turned my head, there wasn't a cotton pickin' thing on her side of the bed. I found a little old note where her head belonged It said, "Dear John, honey, baby, I'm long gone."