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Germany to America: Re-Elect Bush!

Posted by Rube | 7 March, 2004

Wow, who woulda thunk it? The Germans have spoken out in a recent poll by the popular online news source, Spiegel Online, and they just love George Bush.

On the other hand, there might have been some ballot box-stuffing going on, engineered by certain unnamed lizardoids

At any rate, Spiegel has now decided to run an interesting story on Democratic nominee-to-be, John "Baby Kisser" Kerry, and his man-handling by the jackbooted thugs of the neocon cabal.

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