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June 21, 2004

A Few Suggestions

Posted by Rube | 21 June, 2004

According to Drudge, American military personnel are to be put in charge of Saddam Hussein while he's custody in Iraq. This makes good sense, as the U.S. still has the best-organized and best-equipped military in the region. Here are some pieces of technology that could be prominent in Saddam Hussein's future:

megastick.jpg X-Tra Large 10-inch "Mega" Glowstick
Just in time for the 4th of July, and the Iraqi Sovereignty Handover, these firecrackers will put a "spark" into any home movie!
autolite.gif The Autolite Sta-Ful Battery
With up to 20A cold-cranking power, the classic Autolite Sta-Ful will fulfill all your power needs. Recommended for use with Autolite Sta-Put Testicle Clamps
thong.jpg Victoria's Secret™ Lace Trim Thong
Perfect headgear for any occasion. The saucy, sexy Lace Trim Thong brings flair to any holiday snaps.

Enjoy!