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Posted by Rube | 18 April, 2004

Meet Maddox. Maddox rules. He likes himself, but he doesn't like feminists, the Matrix, vegetarians, or just about anything else he writes about.

Not that that's bad. I don't like anything either. I just find it interesting that someone who is a programmer, a perfectionist, and uses vi to make his webpage can create such startlingly bad HTML. Granted, the page isn't meant to showcase his web design abilities; it's meant to show the world how cool he is and how lame it is. At least I think that's the point. I just read it for shit like this.

Maddox even has the following comment in his pages: <!-- The code to this page is a piece of shit, I know there are a lot of things I could change and do better but I just don't care/have time.-->

Fair enough. The code really is a train wreck. There's font tags in the HEAD, for the cgi-generated pages there isn't even an HTML tag. For all that, it looks great in lynx. There's even ALT tags for the navigation.

At least he doesn't use a pussified FrontPage-wannabe like Movable Type.

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