Oh, them silly pranksters at PETA.

PETA, the People for the Abusive Treatment of Little Children in Deference to Chickens, has a plan this year. It's not been enough to throw red paint on innocent people, or set minks free that in turn terrorized local fauna and created an environmental disaster.

Now, PETA is going after people's children. The plan for this holiday season is to stand outside of performances of the Nutcracker Suite, dressed up as cuddly animals. They'll wait for women to show up wearing fur coats, then they give the Your Mommy Kills Animals! comic to the ladies' kids.

What's inside such a comic book? Glad you asked:

Keep your doggie or kitty friends away from mommy--she's an animal killer!

Does anybody find this kind of shit funny? All this will accomplish is that a few PETA representatives will, quite rightly, get the ever-loving shit beat out of them. It almost makes me ashamed to be a vegetarian.

On the brighter side, I'm starting my own photoshop contest! You can download the blanks of this comic here:

Illustrator & EPS Versions (270KB)

(via A Small Victory)

Entry 1:

Y'know, you try to do something nice, and people just walk all over you. The latest wenis to join the moonbat brigade is Jörg Haidler, whoever that is. He tells his constituency (seen right), that he "doubts the veracity" of the Saddam arrest. Why would that be? Could it be because he's Saddam's old buddy, just like Chirac?

Hmmm...nice picture. I'm starting to sweat a little here. It seems that not only has the United States lost the support of the Communists, now we've upset the Nazis as well.

I just passed 10,000 visits for the first time last night.

How 'bout a round on me!

With apologies to Steve H.

Hussein's been taken, and it's time for him to clear the air about a few things. Where them weapons? What's the deal with Al Qaeda? How in the world does a man grow a foot-long beard in just 6 months?

Interestingly, I was watching the news here in Germany tonight. I hardly ever watch television news, since it's about 5 minutes of real news, then blah blah blah blah blah for 25 minutes. I was amazed at the difference between the story you get on the Internet, and the bullshit that the talking head on television was spewing. Here's an admittedly rough quote:

Saddam Hussein was responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands of Iraqis over the course of his presidency...Although the Americans and British went to war over Hussein's links to Al Qaeda and Weapons of Mass Destruction, neither of these allegations have proven true.

That's bullshit. Absolute bullshit. First off, it was hundreds of thousands, you twit. Don't whitewash Saddam Hussein, of all people. Secondly, take a look at this story at the Telegraph from Friday:

Iraq's coalition government claims that it has uncovered documentary proof that Mohammed Atta, the al-Qaeda mastermind of the September 11 attacks against the US, was trained in Baghdad by Abu Nidal, the notorious Palestinian terrorist.

What will have to happen before the news anchors start telling the truth? What does it take to quash this meme? There's also the unkillable meme that, "70% of Americans believed Saddam Hussein was directly involved in the 9/11 attacks." This is usually cited in order to discredit American public opinion polls. The premise, you see, is that the American public is so uninformed and gullible, they believe that Hussein was in cahoots with Al Qaeda. Well, as it turns out, he was. With Hussein in hand, we should find those weapons as soon as possible. If it turns out there were no weapons, and the Iraq War was all about the ooooiil, impeach Bush, convict him, and put him before the ICC. I have no problem with that. If the weapons are found in the next few days, Saddam details his links to Al Qaeda, and even points us the way to Osama bin Laden, then millions of Europeans will simply forget that Saddam ever existed, and will continue to spout the lies they so desperately want to believe.